College Jokes SMS

Amma Kavithai SMS
Avalai nan nesikka villai,
Suvaasikiren…!
Valthu solla aval
en valkkail vanthaval alla…!
Valkkayai thanthaval…!
Thats ”Mother”….

College 
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college.

 The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
Is it worth it???

Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear Ek Din,
OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas,
Pura hai vishwas,
Hum hoge all clear ek din.

Top two Engineering Rumours:
a) ‘Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm’
b) ‘Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, it’s been put up at Main Notice Board’
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PROFESSOR – Fools ask
so many questions
which make a
Wise man go Mad.
PAPPU – You are right sir, we go thru a
similar situation during
our exams.!

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In college days..she came into my life ..
I kept lookin at her.
She smiled..,
Yet i kept quiet…
She began 2 speak..,
I dint listen…And when she began 2 leave…,
I started running behind her requesting .
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.
.
Mam …mam…mam
attendance…
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Btech sylbus after sem8:
1.Daily food processing
2.chanel changin tecniques
3.kuthuvakku comunictn from family..
4.sleeping systms
5.viva by nattukar & famly
6.semnr on answring d topic, “jooli ayille?”
7.project on “wat to do next”.
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My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.
GOD replied, “no dear, result is near
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