Cute Jokes

Wife to husband:
U don’t LOVE me at all…
Husband points towards their 5 childrens n says -

Do u think I downloaded these from google??? 

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Vijay – ‘Anna Gud n8 NA’
Ajith – ‘Ela Gud n8 LA’
Simbu – ‘machi gud n8 da’
Surya – ‘Hai MALINI Gud n8′
Dhanush – ‘hello boss gud n8′
Prakashraj – ‘Hai chellam Gud n8′

& finally
SASI KUMAR

<”MOODITU PADUNGADA NONNAIGALA”>

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PALANI MALAI AANDAVA..
“Feb 14″th kulla
Enakku Oru nalla
lover kidacha..”
Indha msg padikkira avangaluku
Mottai pottu, Naakula velkutthi,

avanga selavulaye
10000 perukku Anna Dhaanamum Panni, Avanga Cellai un undiyalla poduren pa..
Indha sms Padikura avanga mela sathiyam.

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Girl: Yenkkitta Azhagu Illaiyaa,
Arivu Illayaa,
Yeandaa Yenna Unakku Pidikkala.?

Boy: Unakku
“Thangachi Illaiye”..!

By
Machinichi FANS…

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MATHS Teacher:
“How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally….?”
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Last bench rockerz: “Juice pootu than”

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A Young Boy
Looks at his Sister’s
Boyfriend and asks
Innocently
“Everyday you come to
Meet My Sister,
Don’t You Have Your
Own Sister.?”

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Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?

Wife : Yennaadhu.?!

Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!

Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!

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Ellarum unnai

vittu vilagum pothum

Ellorum unnai

verukkum pothum

nee purinthukol

“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”
Endru. Ok va………….

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