Mobile Joke

Dad : Give me your phone for a second

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Son : wait dad, let me switch it on

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FORMAT MeMoRY CARD# :-s

Here u go 3-|

I have nothing to hide from u!!

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Dad : I just wanted to see the time..!! ;) :P

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Son : What ? ?.!!!!!! :/ :D

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Two kids were lying on bed under
a
blanket../
1st kid: I am a boy.. =) And
you... ? =P
2nd kid: I don't know.... ;)
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1st kid: Wait I'll check.. He went
under the
blanket and said: You're a girl... .!!
=)
2nd kid: How do you know? :/
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1st kid: Because my socks are
Blue and
your's are Pink.. =)
.. . .
Moral: Improve your thoughts..,
They're just
kids.. =P x

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Two kids were lying on bed under
a
blanket../
1st kid: I am a boy.. =) And
you... ? =P
2nd kid: I don't know.... ;)
.
.
.
1st kid: Wait I'll check.. He went
under the
blanket and said: You're a girl... .!!
=)
2nd kid: How do you know? :/
.
.
1st kid: Because my socks are
Blue and
your's are Pink.. =)
.. . .
Moral: Improve your thoughts..,
They're just
kids.. =P x

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Attitude of Girls :
When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS
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She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forward That to Her Friends
and..
Then Replies the Boy
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.
“I Don't Like That Kind of
SMS":/"D

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In a party, a beautiful Gal approached a boy and asked..,
"Hey Handsum, are you going to dance..?"

Boy felt so happy..♥
And replied,
"Yeah, ofcourse..!! ;)"

Then the Gal said..,
"That's good..,

...

...

...

Can I have your chair please..?xP=P

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Boyfriend:
Baby I heard u failed in English!
Girlfriend:
Who "TELLED" U? :O=D=))

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LOVE IS NOT TRUE
UNTIL U HAVE 2 SACRIFICED A LOT OF THINGS :(

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Girl saw her bf with another girl holding hands...
Girl msged him !
Girl : Where r u?
Boy : I m at my home !
Girl : Ohh ok well I see your twin same like you with someone else.
Hahaha! And he is behind me.
Boy : looked at her and feel ashamed
Boy msged her!
Boy : Its me I m so sorry I swear I would never do that again! Your trust make me proud to me I deserve it and have to be yours only!
Girl : Thats ok but I am stupid to love you again but not an idiot enought to trust you again!
Boy : Well I will win it again.
Boy left the other girl.

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ஆண்கள் நண்பர்களை அறிமுகப்படுத்தும் அளவிற்கு..பெண்கள் தோழிகளை அறிமுகப்படுத்துவதில்லை..அவ்வளவு நம்பிக்கை ஆண்கள் மீது !!!!

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