supper joke

Sachin century Adicha. 
"Stadum Full". 
Rajini padam Nadicha. 

"Theatre Full" 

Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga 
"INBOX FULL"

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Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai. 
"KADHAL"

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There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi. 
so kaliman demand aiducham. 
so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

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Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa? 

Writer: padikka sonna..... 
ungala yaru nakki 
pakka sonnathu.....

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Parthiban: Banna evlo? 
Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee 
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha? 
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum. 
Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu

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Naragathil yeman and man. 
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise? 
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE

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Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri. 
Friend 2: "yeppadi?" 
Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"

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Police: Eppadiya accidentnadanthathu? 
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

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Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI "VIRITHU" ADUKIRUTHU. 
PULIKESI: APPADIA! "RIBBON" AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM. 
AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!?????

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Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum 
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama 
Josiar: …………….?!???????

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