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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Teacher Student Jokes

Mudhal masam

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?

Student: Delivary teacher.
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Santa: Teacher Think That Im A God!
Banta: What?
Santa: Whenever I Went To School.

Teacher Says
"Oh God!
You Come Again?
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Teacher : Swimming Is Good For Our Health. It Make Us Slim..


Student : Then Why Whales Are Fat.?
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Teacher: Oruvar saagumnerathil Enna podanum ?

Student : Birla Cement Podanum

Teacher : Yen?

Student : Antha cement la thaan Uyir Irukke )-
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ஆசிரியர் : உலகத்தை முதலில் சுத்தி வந்தது யாரு?






சுரேஷ் : விடுங்க சார்! ஊர சுத்துன வெட்டிப் பயல பத்தி நமக்கு என்ன பேச்சு வேண்டி கிடக்கு?
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ஒரு நல்ல செய்தி, ஒரு கெட்ட செய்தி

பையன்: அம்மா ஸ்கூலில் இன்னக்கி ஒரு நல்ல செய்தி, ஒரு கெட்ட
செய்தி நடந்துச்சிம்மா.

அம்மா: நல்ல செய்திய மொதல்ல சொல்லு.

பையன்: ஸ்கூல் தீ பிடிச்சி எறிஞ்சி போச்சிம்மா

அம்மா: கெட்ட செய்தி

பையன்: வாத்தியானுங்க எல்லாம் தப்பிச்சிட்டானுங்க
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ஆசிரியர் : உன் பக்கத்தில தூங்கறவனை எழுப்பு


ந‌ண்ப‌ன் : நீங்க தானே தூங்க வெச்சிங்க. நீங்களே எழுப்புங்க.

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LKG Boy on phone: Hello iniku enga payyan school ku varamatan avanuku udambuku mudiala............

TEACHER: nenga yaru pasurathu????????

BOY: enga Appa pesuran............

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One day one boy and girl late to school.
Teacher Asked Girl why were late,
Girl: Sir i have lost my 1 rupee coin on the way while i am coming to school, i had searched for that for that i got late.
Teacher asked boy why were u late,
Boy says i am i am standing on that coin to hide.
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Vaathiyaar: Amerikkaava kandu pudichathu yaaru?


Maanavan: Muthalla amerikkaava olichichi vachathu yaarunnu chollunga!
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எதுக்கு டீச்சர் அந்த பையனை அடிக்கறீங்க?

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இந்தியாவின் தேசியப் பறவை எதுன்னு கேட்டா ’கொசு’ங்கிறான் !
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Student 1: Yenda unnai HOD thitinaru.

Student 2:HOD avaroda naaya kanavillai nu paperla ad kudukka sonnaru.

Naan "HOD naaya" kanamnu ad kuduthuten
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Maths Teacher : Dai 18 kum 81 kum ulla difference enna da ?
Student : 18la thala thala nu irukum. 81 na thola thola nu irukum
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Tamil Teacher : "Kannaki maduraiyai erithal" ithu enna kaalam?
Student : "FIRE SERVICE" illatha kaalam Sir !
Tamil Teacher : ????
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ஆசிரியர் : டேய், ஏண்டா தரைல உக்காந்து கணக்கு போட்டு கிட்டு இருக்குற?

மாணவன் : நீங்க தானே சொன்னீங்க டேபிள் உபயோகிக்காம கணக்கு போடுன்னு!.
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dad son joke

Pintun ne English ke paper ke leay "my best friend" ka essay yaad kar ke
lakin paper main "My Father" pr essay tha.
Ab Pintun ne father par essay likha
"Fathers are every where but good father are rear"
I have many fathers but my best father is Tintun.
He is my neighbour and my mother likes him too much.
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பிராக்டீஸ் பண்ணி கிட்டு இருக்கேன்.

அப்பா: ஏண்டா உஜாலா பாட்டில கீழ போட்டு தாண்டிகிட்டு இருக்குற?


மகன்: எங்க ஸ்கூல்'ல நாளைக்கு நீளம் தாண்டுற போட்டி இருக்கு.
அதுக்கு தான் பிராக்டீஸ் பண்ணி கிட்டு இருக்கேன். 
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Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu dairiyama poi naan unga ponna LOVE panrennu sollitten.

Girl: enna romba kovapattara?

Boy: Illa, enna romba paridabama paatharu.. 

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ராமு என்னை அடிச்சுட்டான்பா...

பையன்: அப்பா ராமு என்னை அடிச்சுட்டான்பா...

அப்பா: வாத்தியார் கிட்ட புகார் கொடுக்க வேண்டியதுதானே?

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பையன்: வாத்தியார் பெயர் தான் ராமு.
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Father: Ennada! Test la 'O' mark vankitu vanthirukke?

Nalla padikkaliya?


Son: Athu zero illappa! Naan nalla padichahukkaka miss "O" pottanga...
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Dad : who is your role model.

Son : Gandhiji.

Dad : GREAT!! Why?

Son : He married at the age of 13.

Dad : Pullayada nee
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Height of laziness:-)

Dad:Y didn't attnd exam?

Son-paper was tuff.

Dad:Witout going how do u know?

Son:paper had leaked out last week
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Father: why ur mommy sitting so silent ..?

Son : Nothing,

Mommy askd lip stick, but i gav fevistick..tht's all..!
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Dad : who is your role model.

Son : Gandhiji.

Dad : GREAT!! Why?

Son : He married at the age of 13.

Dad : Pullayada nee
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School Jokes SMS

There was a conversation going between sir & student:
Sir:Why haven’t u come to school yesterday?
Student:Sir! there was a quarrel between my parents that’s why
Sir: So what happened if your parents quarrel?
Student: Sir! one shoe was in my mother’s hand and one on my father’s that’s why I didn’t had any shoes and was unable to come to school.
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1. A kid gets zero in a paper
Father angrily asks,
“Wats this?”
Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..
2. LKG Boy on Phone : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today
Teacher : Who is on the line ?
Boy : This is my father speaking..
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Teacher : Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he
sat in the Class, he
wouldn’t have discovered anything.
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Teacher – What do we
call a man with 2 knees.?Santa – ‘Dho’ni
Teacher – What.?
Ok tell me what do
we call a knee of a child.?Santa – mmmm..’Kid’ney…
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TEACHER – Can you Tell
me 2 creatures which
Do Not have Teeth.
PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .
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TEACHER – Pappu,
You Missed School yesterday, Didn’t You.?
PAPPU – No, Not a bit Ma’am.!!
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Teacher : Your son
is Very Good but
spends Too much time Thinking about Girls.
Mother : If you find
a solution, please advise.
His Father has
the Same Problem.
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TEACHER – What are
the people of
Turkey called.?
PAPPU – I don’t know. TEACHER – They are
called Turks.
Tell me What are people
of Germany called.?
PAPPU- Germs
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My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.
GOD replied, “no dear, result is near
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TEACHER – Draw a
Diagram of bacteria
Sunny – Here it is sir TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn
anything.
Sunny – Sir Can You
See bacteria without
Microscope.?
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RAJU – Did you
Hear Raghu Snoring
during the morning
School Prayer.?
RAGHU – Yes, he was the
one who Woke me up.!





















College Jokes SMS

Amma Kavithai SMS
Avalai nan nesikka villai,
Suvaasikiren…!
Valthu solla aval
en valkkail vanthaval alla…!
Valkkayai thanthaval…!
Thats ”Mother”….

College 
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college.

 The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
Is it worth it???

Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear Ek Din,
OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas,
Pura hai vishwas,
Hum hoge all clear ek din.

Top two Engineering Rumours:
a) ‘Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm’
b) ‘Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, it’s been put up at Main Notice Board’
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PROFESSOR – Fools ask
so many questions
which make a
Wise man go Mad.
PAPPU – You are right sir, we go thru a
similar situation during
our exams.!

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In college days..she came into my life ..
I kept lookin at her.
She smiled..,
Yet i kept quiet…
She began 2 speak..,
I dint listen…And when she began 2 leave…,
I started running behind her requesting .
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Mam …mam…mam
attendance…
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Btech sylbus after sem8:
1.Daily food processing
2.chanel changin tecniques
3.kuthuvakku comunictn from family..
4.sleeping systms
5.viva by nattukar & famly
6.semnr on answring d topic, “jooli ayille?”
7.project on “wat to do next”.
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My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.
GOD replied, “no dear, result is near
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